As the summer heat wavers and the first signs of autumn cool
peek through the rustling maple leaves like a memory just out of reach in a
moment of nostalgia, I am reminded of the ever-evolving passage of time, and
the ultimate inevitable approach of Star
Wars Episode VII. This month, in the countdown series, we will be looking
at Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.
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| I have waited a long time for this moment, my little green friend. |
Notable John Williams music debut: “Battle of Heroes”
Revenge of the Sith
suffers from many of the same problems as the other prequels. However, being the
final in the prequel trilogy, there was opportunity for George Lucas to learn
from the mistake of its predecessors, and it does appear that he paid some heed
to the outcry of the disappointed fans. In my opinion, the action was more
engaging than in the previous two films, perhaps because in this one it was
more directly related to the plot. The fan service did not seem as forced; I
could have done without Chewbacca showing up, but I did like the Yoda versus
Palpatine fight scene.
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| If you blinked, you missed it. Possibly the most underdramatized scene in the whole series. |
On the upside, the movie fulfilled its main purpose, showing
Anakin’s transformation to Vader surprisingly well. Though it may be a lucky
coincidence, the lack of emotion or spiritual vibe actually play well at
getting the viewers into Anakin’s head. Anakin can’t feel the spirituality of
the Jedi, and neither can we. If we did not already know the Sith were evil
from the original trilogy, this might lead us to wonder with him if the Jedi
have, in fact, been corrupted by the war. At least, we might wonder right up
until Anakin becomes Vader and starts slaughtering children. Then it’s obvious
that he’s just bat crazy.
The biggest blunder of Revenge
of the Sith, I would say, is the Obi-Wan versus Darth Vader battle. It was one
of the key turning points of the series, the father-and-son-like battle for the
fate of the galaxy. But to me it felt anticlimactic—all flash, no emotion.
There was no buildup, no climax, just two guys whaling on each other on the
side of a volcano until suddenly it was just over.
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“I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my
new
Empire.” Seriously, what got that crazy idea into your head?
This is
unmistakably Palpatine’s empire, and he’s sure as the
planet you’re standing on
not going to give it up.
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However, even this flop of a climax can be seen as an
artistic fluke if viewed from the right perspective. Consider what we would
hope to see in such an ultimate fight sequence: both the good guy and bad
fighting hard with their emotions, sparring and twisting them around each other
like they do their lightsabers. In actuality, on the other hand, we see Obi-Wan
try again and again to get the emotions into the battle, only to have them roll
off Vader as if he did not even notice. Not only is Obi-Wan’s world crashing to
the ground and taking the galaxy with it, but not even the epic battle is going
how epic battles are supposed to. Hm? No, I guess it’s not a good enough
excuse; it’s still lame.
There is one more thing I want to mention. The first thing
Anakin does after becoming Vader is to ask Palpatine to teach him the dark side
power to save Padmé from
dying. In response, Palpatine says, “To cheat death is a power only one has
achieved.” Now in context he seems to be talking about Darth Plagueis, the Sith
from the story he told Anakin in the Galaxies Opera House. But Palpatine is
both a Sith and a politician, a master of manipulation, an expert in speaking
true words while implying a lie. Nothing he says can be taken at face value.
With that in mind, I have a hunch that maybe, just maybe, the Sith in the
trailer for Episode VII could be this
one who achieved the power to cheat death.
And of course, here is a link to Michael Barryte's “What if Star Wars Episode III Were Good” video. I like his versions so much, that I have adopted them as my head canon.
Star Wars Countdown:
Revenge of the Sith
